Your curriculum vitae must have at least these notable experiences:
Guess that means we can have no more presidents, eh?
What percentage of US citizens have such an exclusive c.v.?
We better start right now trying to find people with these
awesome credentials! Where could we start our search?
Hmmm...maybe federal prisons?
As for USA's first lady
hmmm...this gets even more
difficult. Only Earth's smartest woman would live with
a man of such astounding credentials.
Rev. 22Nov1999 PDR